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Father of the Horde / Viking Feast Engraved Bamboo Board

Father of the Horde / Viking Feast Engraved Bamboo Board

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There is something primal about the smell of scorched wood and the weight of a feast-ready board. This isn't just kitchenware; it’s a tribute to the Great Hall, etched with the precision of a laser and the soul of an ancient saga. Crafted from sustainable bamboo, this board features a weathered, deep-burn design that celebrates the rugged spirit of the North.

​In the centre, the crossed bearded axe and drinking horn stand as symbols of both the battle and the celebration that follows. Framed by hauntingly intricate knotwork, the inscriptions "Father of the Horde" and "A Feast Fit for Valhalla" serve as a reminder that every meal is an event. Whether you’re carving meat for a modern-day gathering or displaying it as a talisman in your TTRPG tavern, this piece brings a touch of fire-forged mythology to your home.

​Product Details

  • Material: Eco-friendly, durable bamboo with high-contrast laser engraving.
  • Design: Features "Father of the Horde" and "A Feast Fit for Valhalla" text with traditional Norse knotwork.
  • Dimensions: Perfectly sized for charcuterie, mead pairings, or rustic kitchen display.
  • Care: Hand wash only. Season with food-safe oil regularly to keep the grain rich and the spirit of the wood alive.
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