The Poisoner’s Warning / Funny Engraved Wooden Chopping Board

Cook with a little attitude and a hint of menace.

Transform your daily meal prep into a moment of dark whimsy with this engraved wooden chopping board. Featuring the cheeky phrase “Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food” and a detailed poison bottle design, it’s a fragment of storytelling for any kitchen sanctuary. It captures the mystery of the "Ultimate Other" while adding a touch of gothic humour to your daily rituals.

Crafted from durable natural wood, this board is as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re aggressively chopping vegetables or serving a quirky charcuterie spread to guests, let this board deliver the message for you. It’s an essential accessory for those who walk the path of alternative fashion and dark fantasy in the heart of their home.

Product Details

• Material: Durable natural wood

• Design: High-detail laser engraving featuring a poison bottle motif and humorous slogan

• Versatility: Ideal for everyday meal prep, as a quirky serving tray, or as a decorative piece for your gothic kitchen

• Craftsmanship: Hand-finished for a rustic and timeless aesthetic

Folklore & Care

In history and folklore, the "poisoner" is a figure of quiet power and hidden secrets. We suggest maintaining this wooden relic with the respect shown to any ancient treasure in your hoard. To preserve the high-detail engraving and the natural timber, please hand wash only with warm, soapy water. We recommend you "resist" the dishwasher and occasionally apply a food-safe mineral oil to "maintain" the wood's luster and "prevent" it from drying. This ensures your "Poisoner’s Warning" remains a steadfast feature of your kitchen for seasons to come.

Please Note: This board features a humorous design intended for decorative and aesthetic purposes only. Any references to poison are for educational and atmospheric purposes and are not intended as medicinal claims or to suggest the actual treatment or prevention of any condition.