{"title":"Fathers Day","description":"\u003cp\u003eForget the mass-produced plastic and predictable novelty mugs. The Father’s Day Collection at The Artistic Arsonist is curated for the men who march to the beat of a different drum. Whether he is a dungeon master commanding tabletop realms, a scholar of ancient history, or a modern chieftain who appreciates high-detail, alternative craftsmanship, this collection offers something genuinely unique. From premium laser-etched wall art to dark academic and folklore-inspired accents, each hand-finished piece is designed to bring a touch of myth, fire, and mystery to his sacred space. Give him a gift that reflects his true passions and stands out from the ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"f-caw-f-crow-unisex-classic-tee","title":"F-Caw-F \/ Crow Motif Unisex Classic Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eEmbrace the mystery of the \"Silent Hunter\" and the clever heralds of the ancient woods. This unisex classic tee features a sharp, structured fit that maintains clean lines, perfect for layering into your gothic or streetwear attire. It’s a staple for any hoard, designed to bring a touch of the \"Ultimate Other\" to your everyday wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether you're exploring ruins or wandering the city, this 100% cotton tee sits comfortably, providing a canvas for your personal style. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s an invitation to join the parliament of the wise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Crow-inspired motif from our Gothic and TTRPG range\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Taped neck and shoulders with double seams at sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex classic fit with tubular fabric construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Longevity\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eTo ensure your garment remains a treasure in your collection, we suggest washing with care. To preserve the structure and design, turn the tee inside out before washing. Using cooler temperatures helps to \"prevent\" fading and \"maintain\" the integrity of the natural cotton fibres, allowing you to carry the spirit of the crow with you for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artistic Arsonist","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":57587028197711,"sku":"6702404_11566","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":57587028230479,"sku":"6702404_11567","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":57587028263247,"sku":"6702404_11568","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":57587028296015,"sku":"6702404_11569","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":57587028328783,"sku":"6702404_11570","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":57587028361551,"sku":"6702404_16250","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ 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class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\" id=\"p-rc_1c439d3919100e0c-46\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1247\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1247 citation-1248 citation-end-1248\"\u003eBring the legendary spirit of the Vikings into your home with this striking slate coaster. Part of our exclusive Valhalla Rising collection, this piece features a deeply engraved, high-definition portrait \u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1247 citation-end-1247\"\u003eof a Norse warrior—a\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e ready guardian for \u003cspan class=\"citation-1246 citation-end-1246\"\u003eyour mead, ale, or morning coffee against the perils of water rings and heat damage.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\" id=\"p-rc_1c439d3919100e0c-47\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1245 citation-end-1245\"\u003eEach coaster is crafted from natural slate, meaning every piece has its own unique, rugged edges, just like the landscapes \u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eof the \"Ultimate Other.\" It’s more than a household accessory; it’s a fragment of a warrior’s hoard, bringing the mystery of Norse mythology into your sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Natural Slate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCollection:\u003c\/b\u003e Valhalla Rising\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e High-detail laser engraving featuring warrior, longboat, and runic motifs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSafety:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes soft padded feet on the base to \"prevent\" scratches to your surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eAvailable Designs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eEquip your clan with a variety of motifs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eViking Arms Folded\u003c\/b\u003e (The Stalwart Guardian)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSunset Viking\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eViking Bust Braided\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLongboat with Shields\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLongboat with Vikings\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Longevity\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIn the spirit of history and folklore, we suggest maintaining this slate as you would a prized relic. To preserve the high-definition engraving, please wipe clean with a damp cloth only. We recommend you \"resist\" the temptation of the dishwasher to \"maintain\" the natural stone finish, ensuring your warrior remains a steadfast feature of your Hall for many seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artistic Arsonist","offers":[{"title":"Viking Arms Folded","offer_id":57587105005903,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Longboat","offer_id":57587105038671,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sunset Viking","offer_id":57587105071439,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Viking Bust Braided","offer_id":57587105104207,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Longboat with Vikings","offer_id":57587105136975,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Longboat with Shields","offer_id":57587105169743,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3872\/2639\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4svdjn4svdjn4svd.png?v=1767749247"},{"product_id":"f-caw-f-raven-bamboo-chopping-board","title":"F-Caw-F \/ Raven Bamboo Chopping Board \u0026 Serving Platter","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSet boundaries in the kitchen without saying a single word.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\" id=\"p-rc_890f610e5b500f2d-51\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1346\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1346 citation-1347\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1346 citation-1347 citation-1348 citation-end-1348\"\u003eThe kitchen is your sanctuary, and sometimes, people just need to back off. Whether you’re aggressively chopping vegetables after a long day or serving a charcuterie spread to guests who have overstayed their\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1346 citation-1347 citation-end-1347\"\u003e welcome, let our resident Raven deliver the message f\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-1346 citation-end-1346\"\u003eor \u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eyou. It captures the mystery of the \"Ultimate Other\" while adding a touch of dark whimsy to your daily rituals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eFeaturing a stunning, intricate laser-etched raven design and the not-so-subtle message \"F-CAW-F,\" this board is the perfect blend of gothic aesthetic, sustainable durability, and pure attitude. It’s not just a tool; it’s a fragment of storytelling for your domain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Natural Sustainable Bamboo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Intricate laser-etched raven from our Gothic and TTRPG range\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable enough for meal prep or stylish enough as a serving platter for cheese, crackers, and hexes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Dark whimsy and gothic streetwear inspiration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFolklore \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIn history and folklore, the raven is a clever herald and a guardian of secrets. We suggest maintaining this bamboo relic with the respect shown to any ancient treasure in your hoard. To preserve the laser-etched detail, please hand wash only with warm, soapy water. To \"maintain\" the wood's luster and \"prevent\" the natural timber from drying, treat occasionally with food-safe mineral oil. This ensures your \"F-Caw-F\" messenger remains a steadfast feature of your kitchen for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artistic Arsonist","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587182666063,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3872\/2639\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_i9y46gi9y46gi9y4.png?v=1763980856"},{"product_id":"axe-of-valor-strength-power-keyring","title":"Axe of Valor \/ Strength and Power Engraved Keyring","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProtect your path with the strength of the North.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBring the legendary spirit of the Viking sagas to your everyday carry with this striking wooden keyring. Featuring a deeply engraved battle axe motif, this piece is part of our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"177\"\u003eValhalla Rising\u003c\/b\u003e collection. It captures the mystery of the \"Ultimate Other,\" turning your keys into a fragment of a warrior’s hoard and a symbol of unwavering courage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eCrafted with high-detail laser engraving, this token serves as a reminder of the power within. It’s an essential accessory for seekers of Norse mythology, TTRPG enthusiasts, or anyone who walks the path of the stalwart guardian.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCollection:\u003c\/b\u003e Valhalla Rising\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Sustainably sourced natural wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e High-definition laser engraving featuring the \"Axe of Valor\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Rustic Norse \/ Gothic Fantasy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for keys, backpack charms, or as a gift for your favorite Barbarian\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFolklore \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIn the spirit of history and folklore, the axe is more than a tool; it is a symbol of protection, provision, and the strength to overcome. To maintain this wooden relic, we suggest keeping it as you would any prized treasure. To preserve the high-detail engraving and the natural timber, please avoid submerging it in water. You may occasionally wish to apply a light dab of food-safe oil to \"maintain\" the wood's luster and \"prevent\" it from drying, ensuring your \"Axe of Valor\" remains a steadfast companion through every quest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Something Different","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587359744335,"sku":"S03725213","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3872\/2639\/files\/main_22026ad6-25d1-409b-a6c0-2b34db783c37.png?v=1760561963"},{"product_id":"mjolnir-thor-hammer-alloy-keyring","title":"Mjölnir \/ Thor’s Hammer Alloy Keyring","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHarness the legendary power of the North.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eProtect your path with the iconic symbol of the thunder god. This Mjölnir hammer keyring is a tribute to Thor’s legendary weapon, a fragment of storytelling for your everyday carry. Part of our Valhalla Rising collection, it captures the mystery of the \"Ultimate Other,\" turning your keys into a token of strength and protection fit for a warrior’s sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eCrafted from durable alloy, this keyring is more than a simple accessory; it’s a symbol of Viking heritage designed for those who walk the path of the stalwart guardian. Whether you’re navigating the modern world or preparing for a legendary TTRPG quest, Mjölnir is a steadfast companion for your hoard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCollection:\u003c\/b\u003e Valhalla Rising\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable high-quality alloy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Intricate three-dimensional Mjölnir hammer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Rustic Norse \/ Gothic Fantasy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for keys, bag charms, or as a gift for fans of Viking mythology\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFolklore \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIn history and folklore, Mjölnir is the \"Cracker\" or \"Grinder,\" a symbol of blessing and protection used to consecrate milestones and hallow the land. We suggest maintaining this alloy relic as you would any prized treasure. To preserve the textured finish, simply wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth. We recommend you \"prevent\" exposure to harsh chemicals or direct moisture to \"maintain\" the metal’s luster, ensuring your \"Mjölnir\" remains a powerful feature of your hoard for seasons to come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Something Different","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587361808719,"sku":"S03725223","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3872\/2639\/files\/main_6a7d68f3-f61a-4bb1-94e9-810d95dbe8a0.png?v=1760561963"},{"product_id":"pathfinder-vegvisir-viking-compass-alloy-keyring","title":"Pathfinder \/ Vegvísir Viking Compass Alloy Keyring","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNever lose your way, even through the unknown.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eProtect your path with the legendary \"wayfinder\" of the North. This Vegvísir keyring is a tribute to the ancient Icelandic stave, a fragment of storytelling for your everyday carry. Part of our Valhalla Rising collection, it captures the mystery of the \"Ultimate Other,\" turning your keys into a symbolic guide fit for a traveller's sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eCrafted from durable alloy, this keyring is more than a simple accessory; it’s a symbol of Viking heritage designed for those who walk the path of the stalwart guardian. Whether you’re navigating the modern world or preparing for a legendary TTRPG quest, the Pathfinder is a steadfast companion for your hoard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCollection:\u003c\/b\u003e Valhalla Rising\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable high-quality alloy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Intricate three-dimensional Vegvísir compass stave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Rustic Norse \/ Gothic Fantasy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for keys, bag charms, or as a gift for travellers and mythology enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFolklore \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIn history and folklore, the Vegvísir is believed to \"maintain\" the bearer's direction so that they \"resist\" getting lost in storms or bad weather, even when the way is not known. We suggest maintaining this alloy relic as you would any prized treasure. To preserve the textured finish, simply wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth. We recommend you \"prevent\" exposure to harsh chemicals or direct moisture to ensure your \"Pathfinder\" remains a powerful feature of your hoard for seasons to come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Something Different","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587363447119,"sku":"S03725221","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3872\/2639\/files\/main_ca2fe15e-cccb-4370-b7d6-5a727dc1bbac.png?v=1760561963"},{"product_id":"vegetable-murder-board-engraved-hevea-wood-cutting-board","title":"Vegetable Murder Board \/ Engraved Hevea Wood Cutting Board","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning: May contain puns and questionable humour!\u003c\/b\u003e 🔪\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eUnleash your inner kitchen mastermind with our hilariously macabre \"Vegetable Murder Board.\" This isn't just a chopping board; it’s a detailed guide to \"Body Disposal Techniques\" for your unsuspecting harvest. It captures the mystery of the \"Ultimate Other\" while turning your daily meal prep into a moment of dark whimsy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eCrafted from durable and sustainable \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eHevea wood\u003c\/b\u003e (Rubberwood), this board is known for its dense grain and natural resistance to bacteria. It features a laser-engraved guide to culinary \"crimes\"—including Julienning, Chopping, Dicing, and Roll Cutting. Each technique is expertly illustrated, making it a functional guide for new chefs and a laugh for anyone with a penchant for gothic aesthetics and sarcastic storytelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Sustainable Hevea Wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e High-detail laser engraving featuring \"Body Disposal Techniques\" and anatomical vegetable diagrams\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFunctionality:\u003c\/b\u003e Built-in juice groove to catch the \"evidence\" and a sturdy wooden handle for easy transport\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for daily prep, as a serving board for your next dark feast, or as a statement piece for a gothic kitchen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFolklore \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIn history and folklore, the kitchen was often the heart of domestic magic and quiet transformation. We suggest maintaining this Hevea relic with the respect shown to any prized tool in your hoard. To preserve the intricate engravings and the integrity of the timber, please hand wash only with warm, soapy water. We recommend you \"prevent\" the use of a dishwasher and occasionally apply a food-safe mineral oil to \"maintain\" the wood's luster, ensuring your \"Murder Board\" remains a steadfast companion in your sanctuary for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artistic Arsonist","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587435962703,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3872\/2639\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_003d35ff-4c75-43ac-84c4-66c8e2701b86.png?v=1763901296"},{"product_id":"heart-in-the-machine-laser-etched-mechanical-specimen-plaque","title":"Heart in the Machine \/ Laser Etched Mechanical Specimen Plaque","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is a certain dark alchemy in the way light carves form into existence.\u003cbr\u003eThese plaques represent the Heart in the Machine—a meticulous dissection of\u003cbr\u003esteel and speed captured in a permanent, wooden stasis. 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Every line is etched with a scholar’s\u003cbr\u003edevotion to the mechanical arts, ensuring the \"Ultimate Other\" is preserved in\u003cbr\u003ehigh-detail craftsmanship.\u003cbr\u003eA Scholar’s Precision: Intricate laser-etched designs on premium timber,\u003cbr\u003ecapturing the raw anatomy of motion.\u003cbr\u003eThe Current Archive: Our ledger currently preserves specimens from\u003cbr\u003eSuzuki, Triumph, Harley-Davidson, and the haunting silhouette of the\u003cbr\u003eFerrari F40.\u003cbr\u003eA Request to the Curator: If your specific object of obsession is missing\u003cbr\u003efrom our records, drop us a message. We can get your preferred model\u003cbr\u003eadded to the archive, ensuring your machine's heart is properly\u003cbr\u003ememorialised.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-Finished: Each piece is treated individually, a relic fit for a curated\u003cbr\u003esanctuary of legend and folklore.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artistic Arsonist","offers":[{"title":"Ducati","offer_id":57600592118095,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Harley Davidson","offer_id":57600592150863,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ford Anglia","offer_id":57600592183631,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ferrari F40","offer_id":57600592216399,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Suzuki","offer_id":57600592249167,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Triumph","offer_id":57600592281935,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jaguar E-Type Series 1","offer_id":57600592314703,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Porsche 911 Carrera","offer_id":57600592347471,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aston Martin DB11","offer_id":57600592380239,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Custom Request","offer_id":57600592413007,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3872\/2639\/files\/WhatsAppImage2026-04-30at21.30.30.jpg?v=1777583781"},{"product_id":"viking-feast-bamboo-board-valhalla-rising-norse-kitchen-decor","title":"Father of the Horde \/ Viking Feast Engraved Bamboo Board","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThere is something primal about the smell of scorched wood and the weight of a feast-ready board. 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Whether you’re carving meat for a modern-day gathering or displaying it as a talisman in your TTRPG tavern, this piece brings a touch of fire-forged mythology to your home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e​Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e​\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Eco-friendly, durable bamboo with high-contrast laser engraving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e​\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Features \"Father of the Horde\" and \"A Feast Fit for Valhalla\" text with traditional Norse knotwork.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e​\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfectly sized for charcuterie, mead pairings, or rustic kitchen display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e​\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand wash only. 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